9.24.2009

How to gain happiness in your life forever...



Step 1... go to Bangkok... to Wat Intharawihan (it's worth it if ... there's a really big standing buddha) most likely in a Tuk Tuk from Khao San Road after the driver takes you to one or two places which has the "best of Thai fashion"... which ends up is a place to buy suits or dresses (the Tuk Tuk drivers get commission and free gas voucher).


Step 2... buy a bird and free it! Yay! ...you can start feeling that profound sense of bliss welling up.


Step 3... watch it meet it's fate... and figure out that you just paid for cat food...


... well what did ya expect? The birds have been sitting in a tiny cage for who knows how long... they probably forgot how to fly... I mean that bird was staring right at it's predator

... I think I'll just stick to backcountry skiing for my slice of eternal happiness.

1 comment:

AM said...

no way. real life tragicomedy.